1.) I can cook anything, but I can't bake worth a dime.
2.) When I shop for shoes, I go to the little girl's section first. I have little feet.
3.) When there is a threat of a snow storm I go for toilet paper, paper towels, and cleaning products first. Who needs to eat? I want to clean!
4.) I hate spelling as much today as I did in school.
5.) I read to calm myself.